Talent is what you possess; genius is what possesses you.
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man?. . . Women feel secure with an ugly guy because a man in bad shape isn't gonna cheat.
A schmuck is a general term of disrespect. It's a term of contempt and derision. It applies to a lot of people.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
The main problem with the Democrats is their utter negativity. They're made up of schumucks and hypocrites. They also have higher levels of immorality.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.
Spencer Tracy was a man who did very much what I do on a set, and that is, he comes down and he does his job, and then he goes back to his dressing room.
My aim is to spread more smiles than tears.
Nothing is distinct and separate. The waves of the ocean arise and have a separate birth, crashing on the shore, but then back into the ocean they go. They never left it. There is no movement in Nirvana.