I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. - Woody Allen

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I went to the University<br>Resident Theatre Association auditions. Deans come and watch you in this theater. You have three minutes, and you have to do two contrasting monologues - at that time, this is 2003 - one classical and one contemporary.

Woody Allen

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

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Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

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