You never know what's going to happen, so you just continue with your head down and never expect things to start being handed to you.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. . . You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
Every man is a hero or oracle to someone. And that person has enhanced value.
Do not imagine that I would disregard that thing that lies beneath the mask. . . but be sure that when the outside is rightly seen, the thing that lies under the surface will be found upon your canvas.
I'm thrilled to death with life.
It was deeply a part of Lee's kindness and understanding that man's right to kill himself is inviolable, but sometimes a friend can make it unnecessary