I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms. '
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
History is either a moral argument with lessons for the here-and-now, or it is merely an accumulation of pointless facts.
Think that it's fun, that you're guided, and that all is well. Think that there's time, that life is easy, and that the best is yet to come. Think that the reasons that elude you will one day catch up, that the lessons that stumped you will one day bring joy, and that the sorrows that have crippled you will soon give you wings. Think that you're important, that you cannot fail, and that happiness always returns. And think that you're beautiful.
I'm a complete and utter busker.
In its function, the power to punish is not essentially different from that of curing or educating.