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We were all involved in the death of John Kennedy. We tolerated hate; we tolerated the sick stimulation of violence in all walks of life; and we tolerated the differential application of law, which said that a man's life was sacred only if we agreed with his views.

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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

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Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that 'you don't have to be flashy' or have 'power numbers' to be great. It's about the simple things that are the hard things. It's about leadership, work ethic and commitment.

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I had the right to remain silent. . . but I didn't have the ability.

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. . . And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

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You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

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