I've always wanted to work for, like, "Assume your audience is cleverer than you," rather than the other way around.
You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. . . . Government contains impure ingredients - as anybody who's looked at Congress can tell you. . . . government practices deceptive advertising. And the merest glance at the federal budget is enough to convict the government of perjury, extortion, and fraud. . . . in a nutshell: government should be against the law. Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.