With every animal, you have to build its confidence around people because people do some crazy and stupid things
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn.
Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.
Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners. . . If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on while performing. . . If your girlfriend asks you to choose between her and your music, sell your instruments immediately - especially if you're a drummer. . . Finally, go easy on the supermodels, don't forget to tune, and remember: a tiny bit of dry ice and lasers goes a long way. Ditto with tattoos.
The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than a scientist when it comes to love.
I will not fail, I will not disappoint you, I will not let you down.
Humiliation is a guest that only comes to those who have made ready his resting-place, and will give him a fair welcome. . . . no one can disgrace you save yourself.
A truly moral nation enacts policies that encourage personal responsibility and discourage self-destructive behavior by not subsidizing people who live irresponsibly and make poor choices.
Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle.