Tired of trying to sort them out, you relax for a second, then your head drops and you sit up with a jerk, Where are you? What are you doing here? Oh yes, of course, you are somewhere in the middle of the North Atlantic, with hungry waves below you like vultures impatiently waiting for the end.
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material. I can't look at the old tapes now.
My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.
As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk.
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song playing over the background when it happens.
If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.
The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.
There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list.
Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk.
I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.
I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.
On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal".
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it. . . for about ten years.
There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.
Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.
Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
