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Something good was happening. My life was rising from the ashes, and the sight of it left me feeling something like hopeful.

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Steve Martin

You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, "Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?" There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So when I'm on stage, I feel funny.

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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language. . . Apache.

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Some people have a way with words, and other people. . . oh, uh, not have way.

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Be so good they can't ignore you.

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