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Producers are looking to me to concept full worlds for subjects to compete, play a game show in, win an award, blah blah blah.

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I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.

Brain, Know, Retard, Think, Thinking
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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

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Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win the job. One offer that I have now, and I've already done this last year for the same company, is for Cash Value Cheese, this cheese out in the midwest. I did two spots for them last year and I'm going to probably do three this year. I also did some for the Utah Transit Authority, which was weird and interesting and they turned out really funny - they actually won an award.

Jobs, Probably, Two, Win, Winning, Yes

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

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It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.

Believe, Hard, Kind, People

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

Cry, Deeper, Hat, Hats, Who I Am
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