You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb! - Daniel Tosh - Quotesmemo.com

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There's not too many people that don't think I'm crazy, for walking away from so much money," he said. "I'm at a restaurant with my wife, it's a nice restaurant, we're eating dinner. I look across the room, I say, "You see this guy over here, across the room? He has $100 million. " And we're eating the same entree. So, OK, fine, I don't have $50 million or whatever it was, but say I have $10 million in the bank. The difference in lifestyle is miniscule.

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You know what really shuts up a bully? Learning how to build a pipe-bomb!

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