The first time I ever played the trumpet in public, I played the Marine Hymn. I sounded terrible.
You know. . . when one speaks your name very fast, it just sounds like just incredible
Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.
You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
Oh its real, its damn real
When I first got money, I went through it like everybody else, because I didn't know. But, right now, I've educated myself and placed smart people around me. I surrounded myself with people who not only are intelligent and effective about finances, taxes, and money management, but they (also) love me.
Our world is one of terrible contradictions. Plenty of food, but one billion people go hungry. Lavish lifestyles for a few, but poverty for too many others. Huge advances in medicine while mothers die every day in childbirth, and children die every day from drinking dirty water. Billions spent on weapons to kill people instead of keeping them safe.
No one has the ability, that I'm aware of, to do anything supernatural, psychic, talk to the dead.
A jealous man is very quick in his application: he knows how to find a double edge in an invective, and to draw a satire on himself out of a panegyrick on another.