Pasta doesn't make you fat. How much pasta you eat makes you fat.
The laughs are honestly bigger,. . . They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.
I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
You haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where gravity has failed twice in different directions.
States, as great engines, move slowly.
Sometimes we remain true to a cause simply because its opponents are unfailingly tasteless.
There is no need to show your ability before everyone.