Always remember that the ocean delights in feeling your feet in her eternal bath.
You cannot learn to skate without making yourself ridiculous - the ice of life is slippery.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
All of my marriages lasted seven years.
They have a plentiful lack of wit.
Grace is to be let into a place that you don't have a right to be.
A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.