The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck … - Doug Stanhope

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It is clear that for many of our members two websites would make things more difficult, so we are going to keep Netflix as one place to go for streaming and DVDs.

Doug Stanhope

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

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Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

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Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

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They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake at the graveyard shift in the nursing home, groaning with dementia. The only reason he hasn't killed himself is that he hasn't figured out a way he can do it with pudding.

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Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

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If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

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His dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it. He did not know that it was already behind him.

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Perennials are the ones that grow like weeds, biennials are the ones that die this year instead of next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

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It is clear that for many of our members two websites would make things more difficult, so we are going to keep Netflix as one place to go for streaming and DVDs.

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My definition of palatable might be slightly different from yours.

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