It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.
The first time an autograph hunter told me, 'You are my mother's favorite actress,' I aged twenty years.
There is no genius who hasn't a touch of insanity.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
The rules of engagement have become so rigid that governments often straightjacket themselves in the face of unambiguous aggression.