Washington and New York, two primary targets for Al Qaeda.
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives.
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
Things might not get better but they might not get worse. There's something sort of beautiful about that.
As Believers, we shine brightest in a sad and dark world; like a diamond that illuminates best when placed on black velvet.
But then the wine came, one glass and then a second glass. And somewhere during that second drink, the switch was flipped. The wine gave me a melting feeling, a warm light sensation in my head, and I felt like safety itself had arrived in that glass, poured out from the bottle and allowed to spill out between us.
Blues fallin' down like hail And the day keeps on worryin' me There's a hell hound on my trail.