Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.
It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Spit on your own and you can't do anything, but if you all spit together you can drown the bastards
Television can take anything. It can take the most exaggerated of storytelling forms.
Heaven gives long life to the just and the intelligent.
We need the rock of the past under our feet in order to spring forward into the future.