It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal. - Rob Corddry - Quotesmemo.com

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I like Lady Gaga because I like that she pushes the envelope.

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Rob Corddry

It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.

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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

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I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far. "

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