I think that chain stores in general are really super depressing and I think it really sucks the life out of a city such as San Francisco.
Listening is more important than talking.
. . . Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me.
Success is just happiness. When you are happy, that is success.
I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume gets turned up on life. I never knew I could be this happy, and that's the truth.
Thank you hard taco shells for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.
According to a new report, since he's been governor, Chris Christie has spent $82,000 at a concession stand at MetLife Stadium. Now, I know it seems like the perfect story for a Chris Christie joke but I'm actually on a Chris Christie joke diet. So nothing for me, thanks.
Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.
If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
Things have not changed as much as we would like to think they have. Or maybe we're just in another one of the divided moments in the country. The late '60s certainly was one of them, the Civil War being another, but I'm hard-pressed to think of too many.
I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.