With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.
You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.
Vocal music is an attempt to take the whole human being and project it into space. It is the ultimate gesture of getting out of yourself. You take a part of you that is most private, most personal, most inward and you hurl it out into space - you project it as far as you can. That gesture of opining this whole region of the body results in an enormous spiritual release, and is felt by other people with tremendous impact.
If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat. . . iz not my dog!
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
No flower wants to be at home when it is raining outside!
I'm not a pessimist by nature. I'm not someone who sees things in a bleak way.
There is a legitimate argument over whether the death penalty effectively deters violent crime, although my personal observation is that not one of the criminals who have been executed over the years has ever killed again.
This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the wall at Fenway Park this year.