Yeah, I wasn't chosen to be first. I was just chosen to command that flight. Circumstance put me in that particular role. That wasn't planned by anyone.
Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.
I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.
He that is ambitious for his son, should give him untried names, For those have serv'd other men, haply may injure by their evils; Or otherwise may hinder by their glories; therefore set him by himself, To win for his individual name some clear praise.
What I love about kids is there innate ability to love unconditionally - we can all learn from this
"Statesman" presumes I'm out there giving opinions all the time about things, and no, I'm not interested in opining on a lot of subjects.
The most important thing about my profession is finding the truth, finding the reality of these shows.