Encouragement is the most important thing in the world for young people, rather than league tables, which demoralise everyone.
Los Angeles is a sophisticated city; it has no eccentricities and no heart.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Cows in India occupy the same position in society as women did in England before they got the vote. Woman was revered but not encouraged. Her life was one long obstacle race owing to the anxiety of man to put pedestals at her feet. While she was falling over the pedestals she was soothingly told that she must occupy a Place Apart - and indeed, so far Apart did her place prove to be that it was practically out of earshot. The cow in India finds her position equally lofty and tiresome. You practically never see a happy cow in India.
Sometimes I pose, but sometimes I pose as posing.
There are, broadly speaking, two kinds of workers in the world, the people who do all the work, and the people who think they do all the work. The latter class is generally the busiest, the former never have time to be busy.
Call no man a foe, but never love a stranger.
I think Senator [Ted] Cruz's strategy is that there's 4. 5 million, 5 million Republicans that didn't vote in 2012. This is the conventional wisdom and they didn't vote because they didn't like the nominee, wasn't conservative enough, or there was a religious component. Who knows what?
I'm a big fan of the American Tapes label. But that's very hard to keep a grip on that because you blink your eyes and they've released three records, all of which are limited edition, all sold at one show. So you have to follow in drips and drops on eBay, which I do.
Beauty is a fruit which we look at without trying to seize it.
If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.