[Pigeons are] rats with wings.
I love metal songs about metal. That's one of my favorite things. Nobody does that any more. Nobody sings about how metal they are, or about their fans, or about how crazy their pits are.
I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.
I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.
We had our family tree done. . . turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.
I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.
I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they're wrong. And not just admitting it - also realizing it.
The family indeed is dead, if what we mean by it is the modern family system in which units comprised of male breadwinner and female homemaker, married couples, and their offspring dominate the land. But its ghost, the ideology of the family, survives to haunt the consciousness of all those who refuse to confront it. It is time to perform a social autopsy on the corpse of the modern family system so that we may try to lay its troublesome spirit to rest.
You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.
I had my one guest star on The Flash, and that became several guest stars, and then they mentioned this new show.