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Brian Posehn Biography

Brian Edmund Posehn (born July 6, 1966) is an American actor, voice actor, musician, writer, and comedian, known for his roles as Jim Kuback on The WB's Mission Hill and Brian Spukowski on Comedy Central's The Sarah Silverman Program. He has also had a recurring role on The Big Bang Theory.

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I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.

House, Smoking, Vegetarian, Weed

I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.

Bullies, Bully, Friends, Imaginary, Nerd, School

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.

Dong, Feature, Features, Guy, Outfits

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

Day, Occasionally, Pot, Smoke

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.

Baby, Having, Mom, Wife

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.

Kind, Music, Nickelback, Thinking, Violent, Want

We had our family tree done. . . turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

Family, Father, Gay, Tree, Turns

When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter. . . If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know. . . I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.

Back, Balls, Down And, Matters, Rule, Writing

Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.

Information, Internet, Pickles

Whenever you see riot footage on TV - you know, someone throwing a brick in Pakistan or somebody throwing a fiery piece of pooh through a Starbucks window up in Seattle - you ever see anybody throwing anything underhand? I think it just takes all the aggression out of the act.

Footage, Know, Pakistan, Pieces, Thinking, Whenever

I was such a weird kid. The really hardcore stuff like Venom - I was totally aware of them, and I listened to some of it - but they actually frightened me.

Aware, Hardcore, Kids, Stuff, Totally

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.

Act, Reflecting, Think, Thinking, Want

I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was Detroit Rock City. I heard it in the school library, where I lived.

City, Kiss, Kissing, Rock, Rocks, School

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

Big, Cities, Fighting, Guy, Pooh, See

Because I go outside sometimes, I'm exposed to terrible, terrible music in public.

Exposed, Music, Public, Sometimes, Terrible

Always been a big heavy metal fan. I remember being 15 saying, Dude I'm going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I'm 60. I'm 35 now. I think I'm going to give it one more year.

Big, Dude, Forever, Metal Fans, Thinking, Years

Once I could drive, I spent all my time in the city going to metal shows. I missed the first couple of Metallica shows because I was lame. By the time I got into them, they were playing places like the Kabuki.

Cities, Couple, Lame, Metal, Places, Time

I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it.

Comedy, Gore, Job, Jobs, Nothing, Vets

I love metal songs about metal. That's one of my favorite things. Nobody does that any more. Nobody sings about how metal they are, or about their fans, or about how crazy their pits are.

Crazy, Fans, Favorite, Nobody, Song

Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.

Favorites Things, Kind, Metal, My Favorite, Standup, Thing