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It's tough. I mean the thing is that people don't realize how much people are looking at you and judging you and constantly try to, I guess, watch you fail, and hoping you do fail.

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I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.

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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

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You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

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