There is always joy in achieving ,but the greater satisfaction lies in sharing the achievement.
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
Frugality without creativity is deprivation.
Wasn't Saddam destroyed? Wasn't Gaddafi liquidated? Didn't Milosevic go to the Hague? All true. But Stalin survived. Kim Jong-un isn't doing too badly, either - though that's probably because he actually has nuclear weapons, as opposed to Iran which might or might not be trying to acquire them and thus remains on the Israeli-American target list.
Nice Kerrick was scarier than Mean Kerrick.
It's impossible in our postmodern era for anyone to be original - for anybody to do what Jackson Pollock did.