Insulting the electorate and accusing it of spiritual weakness and sinfulness are not the ways to get yourself the job of president.
No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-respect.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
To get paid to play a game I love was enough for me, no matter what the rules were.
A real player is somebody who never gives up, who keeps thinking all the way through, who's scared, (darn) right, but plays through being scared.
[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania.
If, therefore, nonsense is really to be the literature of the future, it must have its own version of the Cosmos to offer; the world must not only be tragic, romantic, and religious, it must be nonsensical also.