There was never an angler who lived but that there was a fish capable of taking the conceit out of him.
Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.
I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.
My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.
With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker room (Pirates) in the morning and everybody is looking at the sports page to see if Hulk Hogan won.
Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.
Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.
Most of my music videos were made for under $200.
On the road, when I do stand-up, people would always say, "What do you think about Donald Trump?" If you said, "He's crazy," they'd be like, "Yeah, he's crazy. " But if you said, "I don't know - he seems interesting," they would be like, "That's really what I think. "
To share your weakness is to make yourself vulnerable; to make yourself vulnerable is to show your strength.
I just love the look of film. But I have nothing against HD.