Time will say nothing but I told you so.
For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed.
I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off.
Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.
I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.
I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age.
I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.
Buying a matching blouse and skirt from the same store is a crime. A clever mix of chic and cheap hits the jackpot. Know how to mix styles and labels.
To us and a wonderful evening of love making.
I entrench myself in my books equally against sorrow and the weather.
I can get up at 8am and be rested. . . or I can get up at 5am and be President.