Keeping them behind bars does little to reduce crime, but it does a lot to tear apart families, our prisons and our jails are now our mental health institutions.
I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.
I respect everything I make fun of.
I think that nobody gets mad at me anymore, no matter what I say, because I don't think I'm mean. I am interested in what's next.
Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?
Some great men owe most of their greatness to the ability of detecting in those they destine for their tools the exact quality of strength that matters for their work.
Cunning. . . is but the low mimic of wisdom.
My mind is always racing with ideas or things I should be doing.
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you're saying: 'Hope I don't get chased today. ' 'Be nice to people in sneakers. '