I enjoy my job as long as I can create a character, otherwise it's boring.
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
What seems to us as bitter trials are often blessings in disguise
Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose.
Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
I don't feel so good. " Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. "Excuse me. " she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a record breaking fart. On my best day, I couldn't come near to farting like that.
Lord knows I've paid my dues getting through, tangled up in blue.
I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year.
Vladimir Ilyich [Lenin], your concrete actions are completely unworthy of the ideas you pretend to hold.