Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car. - Will Durst - Quotesmemo.com

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It is long past time to eliminate bigotry in the workplace and to ensure equal opportunity for all Americans. It is time to make clear that lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender Americans are first class citizens. They are full and welcome members of our American family and they deserve the same civil rights protections as all other Americans. It is time for us to prohibit discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity. Such discrimination is wrong and should not be tolerated.

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Will Durst

Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car.

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How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

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The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.

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It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.

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Budget cuts if you're not rich, tax cuts if you are. Less money for those who don't have any and more to those who do. That's how President Fredo says we're going to get out of the giant deficit hole he's dug. You can't put it any more simply. Rich people richer. Poor people poorer.

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