Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm. - Allen Carr - Quotesmemo.com

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On the whole, at least in the author's experience, the preparation of species-specific antiserum fractions and the differentiation of closely related species with precipitin sera for serum proteins does not succeed so regularly as with agglutinins and lysins for blood cells. This may be due to the fact that in the evolutional scale the proteins undergo continuous variations whereas cell antigens are subject to sudden changes not linked by intermediary stages.

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Allen Carr

Modern man threw a brick through his own window in order to sell himself a burglar alarm.

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