I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.
So much for modern science and its wonderful discoveries that just about everything can kill you. Life is only a bedtime story before a long, long sleep.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.
We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.
I was raised on a little farm about 12 miles out of Portsmouth, Ohio.
The day will come when the people will make so insistent their demand that there be peace in the world that the Governments will get out of the way and let them have peace.
Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world won't be made safer by creating barriers between people.
It is a poor sermon that gives no offense; that neither makes the hearer displeased with himself nor with the preacher.