Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks - Ricky Gervais

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Once you become an immigrant, the first thing that is taken from you is the opportunity to talk about politics and to talk about yourself as a political being.

Ricky Gervais

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

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Famous people are above the law.

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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

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I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

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I just want to do the best possible job with everything that I do. But I'm far more concerned with being a good father as opposed to being a good actor because that's what's really going to matter.

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I have hired a bodyguard, on the recommendation of my friends and the government. It's outrageous, having to live like this.

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