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Mark Twain

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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