Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. . . You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
I play against a front and a back every night, Ming does not have to do that, Duncan does not have to do that, Garnett doesn't do that. I am the only one that has to do that.
I am really close friends with Roger Federer and also with Benoit Paire.
Eating, loving, singing, and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool.
This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra. The Americans are the people who are under siege.