Nothing but good times ahead.
It is one of the mysterious ways of Allah to make women troublesome when he makes them beautiful.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
We start with first principles. The Constitution creates a Federal Government of enumerated powers.
Nothing bad happens when women are in positions of power.
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.
All discussion of the ultimate nature of things must necessarily be barren unless we have some extraneous standards against which to compare them.