Unless degree is preserved, the first place is safe for no one.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.
Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.
I beg you come tonight and dine A welcome waits you and sound wine The Roederer chilly to a charm As Juno's breasts the claret warm.
Entertainment for entertainment's sake is the most expensive form of death.
God gives us the vision, then he takes us down to the valley to batter us into the shape of the vision, and it is in the valley that so many of us faint and give way. Every vision will be made real if we will have patience.
One important key to success is self-confidence. An important key to self-confidence is preparation.