Peace is built on the foundation of justice.
Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.
I believe in the separation of church and planet.
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is.
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.
The best way to know someone is to have a conversation with them.
Jail is much easier on people who have nothing.
My love for you is past the mind, beyond my heart, and into my soul.
I'll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome.