I'm not the next anyone, I'm the first Maria Sharapova
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
I believe in the separation of church and planet.
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is.
Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.
The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.
The ideal ratio is one computer to every five students; we are nowhere close to that percentage in a lot of schools in America.
Experience, travel - these are an education in themselves.
So say it loud and let it ring We are all a part of everything The future, present and the past Fly on proud bird You're free at last
I have a tendency toward being a micromanager. Which, the bigger the project you're involved in, the harder that becomes.