At least that's what his note said, along with a scathing reminder that dishes didn't wash themselves and … - Rob Thurman

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Don't use expensive clothes as a screen for your personal doubts. Be proud of yourself

Rob Thurman

At least that's what his note said, along with a scathing reminder that dishes didn't wash themselves and the fungus in the bathroom was one day away from evolving into sentient life. I folded the note into an airplane and sailed it across the room. It ended up perched jauntily on top of the ancient television. It looked good there and I left it as a tribute to freedom-loving fungi everywhere.

Airplane, Away, Folded, One Day, Television, Wash

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I have people in my life, of course. Some write; some don't. Some read; some don't. Some stare vacantly into space when I talk the geeky talk and walk the geeky walk, but they make killer chocolate chip pancakes and so all is forgiven.

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You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

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Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.

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As I stood, I took in a last breath of spring-scented air, listened to the birdsong, and then saw a member of wildlife the conservationists hadn't planned on reviving in this place. A perv in a white shirt and polyester pants. A standard hide-in-the-bushes-and-whack-it perv. Fat and balding, it was as appealing as watching a giant marshmallow go at it.

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There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.

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