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Standards should not be forced down from above but rather set by the production workers themselves.

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Graham Chapman

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

Burn, Lord, Meaning Of Life, Prayer, Wok
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We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

Back, Come, Ends, Lost, Nothing

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

Climbs, Kilimanjaro, Pretty, Slope, Tricky

I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

Country, Fun, Inspirational, Right, Thinking, Told

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

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You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Born, Country, People, Today
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