I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the … - Dane Cook

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Knowledge cannot defile, nor consequently the books, if the will and conscience be not defiled.

Dane Cook

I would still have old ladies come up to me after the show and pat me on the cheek after I had said all this vulgar stuff. They would be like, 'Oh you're a silly boy - we know you're just playing.

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Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause. . . There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over - 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause - she's not clapping!

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You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

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