Maxims are the condensed good sense of nations.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he possesses some knowledge of these, he may venture to call himself an architect.
Doing is a quantum leap from imagining. Thinking about swimming isn't much like actually getting in the water. Actually getting in the water can take your breath away. The defense force inside of us wants us to be cautious, to stay away from anything as intense as a new kind of action. Its job is to protect us, and it categorically avoids anything resembling danger. But it's often wrong. Anything worth doing is worth doing too soon.
Our biggest national security crisis is Barack Obama
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.