Music is largely psychic. It is a feeling. It is not logical. It is a feeling - Art, life, why we live - feelings.
Osama bin Laden. . . lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking. "
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. . . . Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Let me get it straight. Your father was king. You were his only son. Your father dies. You are of age. Your uncle becomes king. " "Yes. " "Unorthodox.
The ego is a self-justifying historian which seeks only that information that agrees with it, rewrites history when it needs to, and does not even see the evidence that threatens it.
Everything that exists is born for no reason, carries on living through weakness, and dies by accident
Success is not success in an individual endeavor. Success is simply to practice the dharma impeccably.