Widow. The word consumes itself.
If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.
I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.
So I had a couple of years of playing trumpet. I really enjoyed it, but it was not the kind of instrument you could whip out at a party. Let's face it.
A man talking fast has something to hide.
There can be no better grounding for a lifetime as an author than to see humanity in all its various guises through the lens of the reporter for the town.
I've got lots of weird illustrations of me from Japanese fans.