As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight.
People who want to act rich when they're upper-middle class. They try too hard.
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway.
I respect everything I make fun of.
I think that nobody gets mad at me anymore, no matter what I say, because I don't think I'm mean. I am interested in what's next.
Do we secretly idolize our imagined opposites, yearning to become the role models for others we know we could never be for ourselves?
I can't try to convert anybody. It's not in me to do that. But my faith has given me such an appreciation of people and meaningful relationships, and a world view which I didn't have before. And although I will fail every day, it gives me something to aspire to.
If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.
The possession of great powers no doubt carries with it a comtempt for mere external show
Nothing but blackness above And nothing that moves but the cars. . . God, if you wish for our love, Fling us a handful of stars!