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Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do.

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Nick Offerman

People keep referring to me as a standup, and that just doesn't sit well with me because a lot of my friends are standups and they're brilliant at writing jokes, and I'm not.

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If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.

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Always maintain the attitude of a student. If you think you've done learning, bitterness sets in, but if you have more to achieve every day, in any arena, that makes each morning's awakening full of potential and cheery portent.

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Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

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Technically, we're all half centaur.

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